Esso
A funny floppy tiger from the 80s, Esso will make you smile with how ridiculous he is.
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Some facts about Esso
- Yes, the 80s were the best times of his life, thank you for asking
- ... but he enjoys life nowadays too. Every time period is good as long as you've got friends beside you
- Esso has some trouble with coordination, because his limbs are so long. He hopes you won't mind if you have to help him with some fine motor tasks
- When asked if Stranger Things is a good representation of what the 80s were like, he usually says, "not really. I didn't have one single telepathic friend back then :("
- Esso hasn't learned to work a smartphone and he isn't really interested in learning. He hates to do the 'back in my day' thing, but back in his day...
- Esso's middle name is Empire. "After that space movie sequel from the 80s. You know the one."
